Confessions From A Serial Monogamist
Thursday, October 4, 2012
I'll Get There
Where to start…and fair warning that this is going to be a complaining post…
People. I think that people have gotten progressively ruder and more self-centered as time goes on. Gone are the days when someone asks you how you are and then actually waits to hear the answer. I feel like the past few times someone has asked me how I am, by the time I'm ready to answer their back is already facing me and they are on to the next person. Why even bother to ask at that point? Part of me would like to say something absurd as the answer like "Mary had a little lamb" or "The sky is yellow" and see if anyone noticed. My guess is no.
Another issue is that people are down right rude now a days. I'm so tired of people saying "Oh I'm not rude, I'm sarcastic." Um no, you're rude. Being sarcastic doesn't mean you attack someone verbally or insult them and then just say, I'm being sarcastic. That isn't sarcasm, that's rudeness. There is a difference. If someone doesn't "get" your sarcasm, that is probably because you're not being sarcastic. Don't tell me that I don't understand "your" sarcasm because I'm offended with what you said. The reason I don't get your sarcasm is because you aren't being sarcastic. Or if you say something and then realize it offended me and you try to save it and take back the statement by saying you're being sarcastic, it's not going to work. We both know you're lying and you aren't fooling anyone. Let's move on.
With facebook and twitter people have forgotten how to interact with people face to face. Everyone is so used to having a cellphone or a computer between them and an actual person, that they feel like they can say anything. We teach kids in school to be nice to one another, and to not say everything that you think out loud. I've realized though that as adults that seems to go out the window. I'm all for being able to say what you want, but there has to be some type of common courtesy. When I was teaching, the kids used to say something hurtful and then after it say "no offense." Every time I would tell them that if you have to say "no offense" at the end or at the beginning of a statement, don't say it! It is clearly not nice and chances are it is going to hurt someone. Now adults are doing that too?!? Disappointing. We need to go back to the saying, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. Seriously, don't.
Sooooo why did I write this post? Here's the problem, all this has taken a toll on me and I realize it more and more every day. It sucks. I hate it. I wish it didn't effect me, but it does. I've become jaded about people. I've built huge walls (imagine hoover dam size walls). I act like peoples words don't bother me. I act tough. And then eventually, I crumble into pieces by myself. Then the next day I have to put myself together and act like I'm fine. It's exhausting. Truly exhausting. We are trying to stop bullying in schools, only to have adult bullies now. It needs to stop.
So keep your rude "sarcastic" thoughts to yourself and grow up. Be kind to one another and not hurtful. We are all just trying to survive in this world, and it is hard enough without someone trying to bring you down the entire time.
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Lets Try This Again, Shall We?
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Game Night: I Don't Think I Like This Game
Out of all my stories, my friends and I agree that this one is definitely in the top 5.
I had been seeing this guy for a few weeks and things had been going pretty well. We weren't in a relationship, but I felt confident that it was headed that way. One of my co-workers was having a game night and I decided to bring him. He was an instant hit at the party and all my friends kept coming up to me telling me how great he was. After playing BUNKO for awhile, we left game night and headed to a local bar to throw some darts with one of my girlfriends and her boyfriend. We had a good time, drinking, laughing, and there was even a little bit of PDA happening. Overall I’d say things were going pretty well. My girlfriend and her boyfriend started getting tired and headed out, while we decided to stay for a little longer.
Eventually we got a cab back to his place and started to hang out while watching a movie. He heated up pizza, which I ate, and he drank water and beer. I stuck with water. It started getting late and I was ready for bed. I went to his room and got into bed and began to fall asleep. He got in the bed as well, and turned out the lights and turned the TV on. I probably fell asleep around 2:30 and woke up at 5:00 then. (This is when I was getting up at 5:00am for work everyday so that is what my internal alarm was set to, unfortunate, I know.) I rolled over to find him not in the bed anymore. The TV was still on, but both he and his pillow were missing. I tried to figure out what could have possibly happened and why in the world he wouldn’t be in the bed. I decided I was tired and wasn’t going to deal with it and would just go back to sleep. 20 minutes later I was still awake. I just felt like something wasn’t right, so I figured I’d check it out. I opened the bedroom door and immediately heard his voice and a girl’s voice. I thought that maybe his roommate’s girlfriend had gone out to get water, but that idea changed when I then heard kissing noises. I realized this was a bigger problem than I first suspected. I slowly walked down the hallway hearing more kissing, and not knowing what I was going to see when I turned the corner. I walked into the living room to find both him and some girl butt ass naked and finishing up having sex. Awesome. He got up and was asking where his pants were, while she was pulling the sheet up on the pull-out couch and wrapping it around herself. He started joking that she looked like she was at a toga party, while I just stood there in shock. Finally I managed to pick my jaw off the ground long enough to say, “Well this is awkward.” One would think this would faze the naked couple in front of me. Absolutely not. They kept doing whatever it was they were doing and never acknowledged the fact that I was standing there or that I had said anything. I quickly went back to the bedroom; realized there was no time to change back into my clothes and just put my ballet flats on and my jacket. Threw my clothes into my purse and walked towards the door. They were in the bed cuddling by the time I got back to the living room, and I was shocked yet again. I said, “ (Guys name), can I talk to you for a second?” His response “Um I’m really tired and think I need to go to bed” and then proceeded to cuddle more with her. I had more urgency in my voice as I told him that I only needed a couple seconds of his time and I would like to ask him a question. The girl told him that he should just talk to me. He then said, “I guess we can go outside and talk if you really need to.” Um yes, I’m going to really need to, what an idiot. We get outside and he says, “So, What’s up?” What’s up? Whats up? Oh I just wanted to check and see who your pick is for the Superbowl. (Yes, it was around that time) What the fuck do you think is up? Of course I would have liked to say all that, but instead all I could get out was, “I’m a little confused as to what’s going on” Response: “Nothing really” The conversation continued like this:
Me: Um who is that girl??
Him: Don’t worry about it, it’s just my roommate’s friend
Me: Um I just don’t understand. We just hung out all night and then you bring over some girl while I’m sleeping
Him: Well um you like passed out for like 10 hours, I don’t know if you had too much to drink or something
Me: Um 10 hours hasn’t even happened, I fell asleep for 2 hours. You are like a totally different person right now
Him: I could say the same thing about you
Me: So did you just hang out with me to sleep with me??
Him: No I wouldn’t waste 3 weeks of my time for that
Me: Okay well that doesn’t make sense
Him: I think I need to go to bed
Me: Yeah I think I’m going to go
Him: You probably should
And go is what I did. I left thinking that this could not have possibly happened. Looking back, I’m sure there were a lot more pauses and stuttering in between but who can remember all that. Bottom line, this was shocking.
A few days later, I got an apology email from the guy. I told him that it was fine because it gave me quite possibly the best story anyone could ask for. I did wonder how the girl he called over could be so calm about another girl in his bed, and as it turns out he told her that I was his little sisters best friend who was staying with him. Overall, he is one of the classiest guys I have ever met. Needless to say, we never hung out again.
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